Shut your mouth, don't "finger", and watch your spellcheck

A couple of valuable lessons I have learned on the hunt for new business:

1. If the client starts talking about their least favorite cities, keep your opinions to yourself, especially when the room is full of strangers. I had to learn this the hard way. Thinking the natural thing to do is to add my own thoughts, I chimed in with my belief that parts of downtown Detroit look like Beirut (no offense, I'm in Akron). Within about 10 seconds I hear a deep, booming voice call out, "I am from Beirut, have you been there"? Well, no I have not, so I couldn't really defend myself, not that I would have anyway. I tried to explain my comment was just based on what I had seen on TV but that just got me deeper and an even redder face. We ended up getting the business but I don't think my new friend voted for us. Lesson learned, let others do the talking unless you are selling.

2. Excited to be in the finals presentation to launch a new toilet brush that SHOOTS, not squirts, a liquid cleaner, I wanted to demonstrate my deep passion and curiosity for the product. So, I "fingered" it in the meeting. Well, that was a very bad idea as before I knew what hit me, the toxic, caustic cleaner was in the face and hair of the prospective client. As she jumped up from the table to excuse herself, I sat there with burning eyes from the fumes, in utter disbelief of what I had done. She composed herself, came back, and evenutally gave us the assignment. Lesson learned, sit still and don't "finger".

3. When emailing your brand new client, or anyone for that matter, watch what your spellcheck does to words it doesn't like. After winning the Pharmacia business I sent a quick email again thanking them for the account. They were pleased to see how excited I was to work on brands such as "Romaine" (Rogaine), "Lumens" (Ludens), etc. Oh, and don't send an overweight client named Tina an email that begins with "Tiny" - not good! Lesson learned, watch your spellcheck